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You suddenly have a Canadian accent
You have a Avril background on your computer
You have at least 3000 pictures of Avril
You have a Avril screensaver
You have a Avril ring tone
You have a Avril logo
Every text on your phone is something to do with Avril
Youre constantly wondering what Avril is doing at this moment.
You have a Avril voicemail.
You say good morning and good night to all your posters
You have all her Solo songs on CD AND media player
You know absolutely EVERYTHING about her, from her favourite perfume
to her favourite crisps flavour, you know even more than she does.
You spend all your spare time making a scrap book or writing letters
to her
You have a picture of her in your wallet
Your mates have started calling you Avril for a joke!
You have at least 2 email addresses that have something to do with
Avril
Youre usernames and passwords on everything are something to do with
Avril.
You read Libra horoscopes.
Its rare to find a picture on a website that you havent got in your
collection.
You have made a dartboard with EVERYONE who has EVER slagged off
Avril
Your pencil case, books, bag etc are all covered with Avril pictures.
When you are promising something you swear on Avrils life and the
person KNOWS youre not gonna tell!
Youve forgotten which colour your walls are because they are so
chocka-block with Avril posters.
You come out with Avril quotes in the middle of sentences.
You have 'Avril rocks' written permanently on your hand and every
table you ever sit at!
You die your hair brown and get it cut in the same style as Avril's
When youre out shopping, at every item you see you wonder if Avril
might like it as a present.
Wherever you are you wonder if Avril has been there
You call your pets after Avril
You make a website dedicated to her.
Your mates dont wanna come round to yours cause they know that youll
show them all your Avril interviews, but you dont realise why they
dont find it as interesting as you.